32,677 words and counting. Almost half way through draft 1 of YA paranormal. LOVING these characters. Tough w/a 10 mo old.

"If you see a witch coming, run & put a broom down in front of the door & say 'Kiss my a**' 3x, & she can't step over the broom."

Hoodoo research "If a witch comes to your house, say 'Kiss my a**' 3x under your breath, & she can't harm you." You may piss her off tho.